if you don’t rotate your blades rapidly in order to create air circulation you’re not a true fan
Zora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God
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Lemony Snicket, “Shouldn’t You Be in School?”
“The floor is lava!”
“What if I should discover that the poorest of the beggars and the most impudent of offenders are all within me; and that I stand in need of the alms of my own kindness, that I,...”